Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!