The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...