In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...