The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...