The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
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What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Grasshopper than a cricket
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Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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