The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....