English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...