Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...