Why are girls like pianos?
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A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
More Wonderments!
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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...