Emacs acronyms
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Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...