Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Do at a bowling alley
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Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...