Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
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How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
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Viagra
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Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...