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A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...