Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...