Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...