Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...