The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...