Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...