To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...