Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...