Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...