Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...