You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...