Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...