Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...