Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...