Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...