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A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Got to glow now!
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Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
How much for all night?
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spitting in the vase
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Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Stick insects!
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yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...