Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...