Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...