The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...