Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...