A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...