I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...