Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...