What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
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Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
A final diagnosis
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A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...