Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
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|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...