A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...