Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...