What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
The class reunion!
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Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Responsible Husband
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Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Warning all shoplifters
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A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....