Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...