How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...