How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...