The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...