Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
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New University Promos
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She’s new to football
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Signs someone is using your e-mail
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You might be a redneck if…sideburns
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