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Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
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Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
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TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Emacs acronyms
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What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...