Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.