Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...