Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...