Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...