What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.