Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...