The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...