Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...