Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...