Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...