Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air! ——————————————————————————– Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander “Sonar – Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth” “Conn – Sonar, I hold no contacts – how ’bout you..?” “Sonar – Conn, Supervisor to the Conn” ——————————————————————————– QMOW: “Navigator we’re on a course for sea mounts.” NAV: “Exec we’re heading for shallow water.” EXEC: ” Captain, we’re running out of water.” CAPT: “What, no water, …very well, secure the showers.”
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