If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...