Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Where are you from?
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A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...